I have been tracking my stats with google analytics for a few months now, starting after Ashley posted the crazy keywords that led people to her blog. And the day after I signed up I gleefully signed in to see what crazy things were leading people to my blog. Nothing. Then I thought well it must be broken. So I searched for Those Corwins and bam there we were. Sweet! So the next day I signed in to check and there was my one search. And that’s it. And so it went for months, and I saw so many other bloggers discuss their crazy keywords.. and yes I was a tad jealous. Were my posts so mundane? Did I need to work on my SEO to catch these crazy google searchers?

Well hellllllo people I have gathered quite a list of keyword searches. And here they are for your reading pleasure:

bridal shower dress: Well yes I had a very cute one. Please don’t copy it kthxbye.
buying motor homes: Yes I may even have to start searching for my own double wide. Preferably in Fremont in a senior community. Let’s face it: the bay area is too expensive!
shepherds hook fall arrest: I really really don’t know. Other than my pool safety entry, but the fall arrest?
steph corwins: Not quite my name. I guess that’s confusing. See I’m Steph Corwin. Together Cale and I are two Corwins. See the plural and singular. Though you visited a whole thirteen pages. Hope you enjoyed your stay.
“failed opening” inurl:”tag”: Why were you googling that? And do I have that error?
“janet yi” blog: Well Janet Yi is my childhood bestest friend/swim co-captain/practically sister.. Looking for her? If you’re not stalking and just want to see how she is, let me know.
spray paint can hurts fingers: Yes it does! And I’m sure your search led you here. I doubt it stopped your finger from hurting. But I hope it cheered you up a little bit.
“toe cleavage”: Yes I think we beat that topic to death. The post with the most comments I’ve ever gotten. Sad? Are you readers all so starved for entertainment that a little toe cleavage discussion is all you need?
baby eating silhouette: Um. Scared. Morgan go hide.